Vampire Fever is EVERYWHERE!

Much like Twilight, I am encountering those people who have started to say "I loved the True Blood books even BEFORE the HBO show came out." This is actually a shame, because from what I understand, the True Blood books are pretty crappy. Then again, so are the Twilight books, and I read those... so who am I to judge?

Oh well: Allimuffin, if it makes you happy, amiright? Also... is your name Allison? Or are you putting Alli into muffins? Trust me on this... STEER CLEAR of things that cause anal leakage. You'll find someone to love you if you're overweight, but no one will love you if you have a leaky butt.

"Frolic Splash"

I'm a woman, and I have to say, Darren Daz Cox accurately depicted my morning shower. Anyone else?

Britney Spears. Holding a cat.

*Insert your own pussy joke here.*

Who Watches the Watchmen

Dr. Brooklyn in Senior Seminar sure does. Aww... Senior Seminar. Good times.

Man Crush Trifecta

This is supposed to be Derek Jeter, Roger Federer and Tiger Woods. In beach chairs? What's Federer (I think that's who's on the right) pointing at? Who's out of frame?

Thank you, StarcrossRPG! You're the best a man can get!

Twilight Rules.

Any time little girls don't have homework, but ample paper and time to dream of Twilight, art WILL ensue.

Oh CullenCult, someone CLEARLY wants to spend more time thinking of Edward than Bella: he has shading, stubble, FINGERS (though we have to discuss those little T Rex arms you gave him, and those droopy boobs coming out of his coat)... Bella's just an amorphous blob with a square ear.

Evil is a choice. Gotta say, MrsPattinsonXO, I'm digging the crest!

While technically proficient (great shading!), this sort of reminds me of those police flipbooks, "Pick the eyes, now the NOSE, what type of mouth did he have?" This is sort of an amalgam of Robert Pattinson...